More to come…

19-NO! hehe, sadly I’m not original enough, I thank the Deadspin faithful. Now I thin i have to go to bed b/c I have to meet Jenn at the gym at 6:30am tomorrow. Ick. At least the Ace of Cakes i on. I’m gonna marry that guy

PS, check that spelling- i must be drunker than I thought

OOPS

I just typed in www.menpages.com instead of www.menupages.com

VERY DIFFERENT INFORMATION

My boss just opened some mail forwarded from her last duty station in Morocco. She got a card from the King and Queen of Jordan. It’s beautiful and has a pic of their family. not too shabby!

I AM STILL AT WORK

88%DRUNKARD

quote of the day

Yo, cats are vindictive fu***. They’re like you changed my litter? BOOM! I’m just gonna drop that on your bed!

Tag! You’re It!

Ok so I got TAGGED by Bon Jour Pee Wee. Boom Bit**! Just kidding. Here we go:

1. When you were born, how much did you weigh? Is it weird that I have no idea?

2. What’s you’re sugar poison? Sweet-tarts, love love love them. Especially the Chicks and Ducks and Bunnies at Easter.

3. If you had to choose between meat and cheese for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Then be specific.
I would have to say meat- I am way to much of a carnivore. Fillet Mignon, Burgers, Pot Roast, you get the idea.

4. What, is your opinion, is the worst song ever? Aqua- Barbie Girl, I now think of that horrid boy on American Idol singing it and I barely even watch that show

5. Who was your favorite teacher growing up and why? Mr. Terry, my 3rd grade teacher for 2nd Semester. He was an exchange teacher from Australia. He taught us about Kookaburras and the words to Waltzing Matilda.

6. What personal activity, when performed in public, bothers you the most? Gotta go with the common answer here, clipping your nails! My dad does it, I won’t lie and I yell at him all the time.

7. Ok, there’s a $50 bill lying on the ground. You pick it up. Dumbfounded by your incredible luck, what do you selfishly purchase? I found a $100 once my freshman year at NYU. I was showing a family friend around campus so I took it to a deli and split it with her. No idea what I bought though.

8. Do you have a recurring nightmare? If so, explain.
No, just really wierd dreams

9. Name one place on Earth you’ve never been, but vow to visit at least once. The Maldives. 10. You notice that question #9 wasn’t really a question. You feel smart for catching such a small detail. What else can you do really well that reminds you how smart you are? Remember all sorts of random and minute details about completely random things. Ask my friends, they will tell you, they always laugh at me

Who’s next? still deciding…

Jesse!

Randoms

I am home sick today. Boo. But it’s better than yesterday-yesterday I was home sick and ended up having to go the ER b/c I was too dehydrated for school. Nothing an IV can’ fix!

but being home meant that when my cell phone rang from Fed Ex I could pick it up. Every year my dad sends some treats via FedEx and every year the box for J&T seems to get held up. Of course at this point I didn’t know that’ what the package was so I just thought that somehow FedEx had my cell since I used to live with them. So I talked to the guy, told him I didn’t live there, no big deal.

C and I come back from the ER and there are two FedEx slips, one for me and one for J and I realize they are the packages from my Dad. So still not putting two and two together though.

Then….at like 10:45 I get a call from a ‘Private Number.’ Well, I do not answer private calls. I get another call. No messages. Then I get a text, “do you know a guy named rey?”. I decide not to answer but realize the number looks familiar. It’s the FedEx guy from earlier! But I am too wiped out to bother answering. I just sort of hoped he’d figure it out. Nope. Text message, 11:01 am, ‘do you know a guy named rey?’ Fine, here we go.

My text: ‘No, I got a call from this number earlier about a FedEx. Enough Please.’

His text: ‘Ok thanx, sorry to have bothered you, good nite.’

Sheesh.

Oy

rough weekend. the cat is in the kitty ER with really bad pneumonia. should come home tomorrow fingers and purse stings crossed.

hehehe, HED

I can has Cheezburger