Archive for March, 2007

Today Show- Get ready to Bawl

March 30, 2007

Almost April Fools

March 29, 2007


March 28, 2007
Current Mood:

Not good.

Today in WTF?? News

March 27, 2007

Dog Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Owner

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: March 27, 2007
Filed at 4:51 p.m. ET
CALVERT, Md. (AP) — Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman’s chest. The dog’s owner believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.

Debbie Parkhurst, 45, of Calvert told the Cecil Whig she was eating an apple at her home Friday when a piece lodged in her throat. She attempted to perform the Heimlich maneuver on herself but it didn’t work. After she began beating on her chest, she said Toby noticed and got involved.

”The next think I know, Toby’s up on his hind feet and he’s got his front paws on my shoulders,” she recalled. ”He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest.”

That’s when the apple dislodged and Toby started licking her face to keep her from passing out, she said.

”I literally have pawprint-shaped bruises on my chest. I’m still a little hoarse, but otherwise, I’m OK,” Parkhurst said.

”The doctor said I probably wouldnt be here without Toby,” said Parkhurst, a jewelry artist. ”I keep looking at him and saying ‘Youre amazing.”’

Oy, scratch what I said about that mouth to mouth…I found a pic!

While we are reminiscing…

March 26, 2007

Some pics of the town I was born in. Population: Next to nothing!



My first house was actually pretty close to the grain elevator. Just to the north of the train tracks. I could go on…un-paved roads, etc. etc.

March 26, 2007

Mark Ronson. Bringing Sexy back in the UK. Makes me feel like I’m 18 again since he was huuuge in the club scene when I first moved to NYC. I hear the song about 8,000 times a day on Capital.

It’s a small, small world

March 26, 2007

My friend is selling her grill that she won in a contest. Or has been talking about it. I went to one of my usual blogs today and found that they had highlighted her craigslist ad as one of the deals of the day. what are the freaking odds? especially when I totally recognize her apt from the picture.

go figure!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/hsh/300365825.html

March 22, 2007
Oh.
My.
God.

Gotta love those Brits

March 22, 2007

The fans **hooligans** start to arrive in Isreal ahead of England’s Euro qualifiying match on Saturday night. I don’t forsee any problems or bad behavior. NOT!

C’mon England!

God I love this country!

March 21, 2007
Supermodel beans assistant in the head with cell phone (like 7 times, but whatever)

Supermodel gets community service

Day one, she wears 17 in high stiletto boots

Day two, she wears a fur coat (love it) and makes the sanit guy carry her bag. RIDIC.

Can you imagine being the guy who actually has to make her work? I would be terrified. I cannot wait to see what she does tomorrow!