Friday baby, Friday

Why I can’t wait for House of Carters on E!

Honestly, how much trashier can you get? I LOVE IT! From today’s PageSix..

September 29, 2006 — NICK Carter, 26, will never forget the first girl he had sex with - because she grew up to become the infamous blond Florida teacher who bedded a 13-year-old student. The former Backstreet Boy told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio yesterday that he dated Debbie LeFave, 23, for 18 months when they were classmates, and busted up with her when he learned from pals “she had cheated on me with a girl.” He kept quiet when the scandal broke because, “my publicist is like, stay as far away from that [bleep] as you can.” Carter also discussed his sex sessions with Paris Hilton. “In the very beginning, you know, she was literally cleaning my carpet in my apartment . . . trying to act all domesticated,” he related. “And then, before you know it, a month or two goes by and it’s back to the old nose up in the air and who are you?” Of all the women he’s slept with, LeFave was “probably No. 1. But maybe that’s just because it was my first. Actually a lot of the girls I’ve just had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls.” Carter is blabbing now to promote his new show E! show, “House of Carters.”

Really!?! Clay Aiken??

Hello? Is it Friday yet?

Today’s Gross-out-palooza

Say What???

Working near Grand Central is such a trip

On my way in this morning, I passed a guy dressed as a toilet brush. He was handing out flyers for Careerbuilder.com that said “Is your job worse than mine?” Then I passed a girl dressed like a bright yellow bird in a cage and a guy dressed like a baby doll, droopy bottoms, fake plastic butt and all. The last two were yelling, “Please take this so I can go home!”

Sweet Baby Jesus! That must hurt!

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When Pigs Fly…

I will _____________________

Jake gets a lot of attention ’round these parts, but mostly because I’m always afraid of what he’s going to screw up next (Sorry Jakey, but it’s true!)

However, I’ve decided to dedicate more space to this handsome fellow:

Why, you ask?

WHY NOT?

Ask and ye shall receive…