Archive for August, 2006

And HED dies a little inside

August 31, 2006

To be added to the collection of Becks: My Life and Posh & Becks. Whoohoo!

August 29, 2006

Medic! Somebody Call a Medic!

Listen closely. Instant classic. Instant fracture.

Today in WTF- OWWWW

August 29, 2006

Brazilian Woman Has 14 - Pound Baby

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) — A 14-pound girl delivered by Caesarean section is so large that her feet reach over the edge of her small crib, hospital officials said Tuesday.
The baby born Sunday, Isabel Vitoria, measured 23.23 inches, is far from the largest baby born in Brazil — a baby born in January 2005 in the northeastern city of Salvador weighed 16 pounds, 11 ounces.

According to Guinness World Records, the heaviest baby born to a healthy mother was a boy weighing 22 pounds, 8 ounces, born to Carmelina Fedele in Aversa, Italy in September 1955.

Down time and some unabashed rumor mongering

August 28, 2006
I had an epihany this weekend (granted I was under the influence of several things, but I digress). It seems as though everyone in Hollywood is going gay. Big gay homos everywhere! (I can say that, I have a big gay dad) So I realized, there was one uber-couple that was being left out. It makes so much sense, I don’t know why no one has commented before!

I mean really, check out the outfit. Carson from Queer Eye would be so proud

{Insert Brokeback joke here}

Some people are so strange

August 28, 2006

Happy Monday

August 28, 2006

Something about this appeals to me.

Thank God For South Park and All That It Stands For

August 24, 2006

CBS. THIS. IS. THE. WORST. IDEA. EVER.

Urban Dictionary Word of the Day

August 24, 2006

Gover Body

A guy with a physique like the Sesame Street character, Grover, who has stick legs and noodle arms, but a big gut.

“What a grover body. That guy is fat, but has little skinny legs and no muscles on his arms. How did that happen?”

New features here at SacaJ

August 24, 2006
You might have noticed the reoccurance of the What the F*** news section. Bear with me, I’m trying something out.

I’m bored easily, I read the news and I enjoy expanding my knowledge of the world. As a result I’ve decided on two new features that will occur with some regularity (WTF of course depends on the newsday).

WTF News

and

Urban Dictionary Word of the day

There’s something about learning the definition to a word such as “Angry Dragon” that makes me happy. So enjoy the learning!

{Thanks chickens for the demo!}

Today in WTF…

August 24, 2006

CHICAGO (AP) — Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn’t want her to know he’d packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he’d lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn’t want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.